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The Blackened Roast
From fake moon landings to lizard people and beyond, every conspiracy theory has a single red string tying it all together… strong coffee. How are you supposed to get to the bottom of the rabbit hole without a caffeine buzz? Hint: you don’t. Otherwise, you’re just another sheeple, grazing on the mainstream narrative.
Swap your tin-foil hat for a trench coat and fedora, sip a fresh pour, and tackle those mysteries like a true noir detective pursuing the truth. Doubting the mass-media narrative is just survival, but questioning the badassery of this coffee mug is a true fool’s errand.
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