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The Blackened Roast


Michael Taxiarch
Feb 194 min read
The Most Metal Coffee Shops in the World
Tired of the same old latte joints? Enter the most metal coffee shops on Earth, where the espresso is black as a blast beat.
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Michael Taxiarch
Feb 64 min read
Corpse Paint and Coffee Stains: A Morning in the Life of a Metalhead
Ever woken up still rocking last night’s corpse paint? Welcome to the life of a metalhead who needs coffee more than oxygen. From rummaging
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Michael Taxiarch
Jan 123 min read
Stock Investing 101: 5 Books to Save You from Financial Poserdom
Tired of posing as an investor? Discover five game-changing books to level up your stock knowledge—and your coffee game.
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Michael Taxiarch
Nov 27, 20243 min read
Why Hardcore Metalheads Swear by Black Coffee: Unveiling the Brutal Brew That Fuels Their Mosh Pits
Coffee isn’t just a drink—it’s liquid rebellion, the fuel that keeps death metal fans raging through mosh pits and market crashes alike....
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Michael Taxiarch
Nov 26, 20242 min read
Mastering the Art of Brewing Death Metal-Inspired Coffee
Are you a caffeine-fueled metalhead who thrives on the raw power of death metal riffs and pitch-black coffee? If you’re ready to turn...
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