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Diamond Hands & Death Growls: The Metalhead’s Guide to HODLing Crypto
Face brutal crypto dives with the same spirit you bring to a metal show. From funny coffee mugs to a mothers day mug, hold on through every

Michael Taxiarch
Apr 243 min read
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Killer Espresso Machines on a Budget: Best Brewing Gear for Aspiring Barista-Metalheads
If your morning routine is missing that extra shot of adrenaline (beyond cranking your favorite metal track), it might be time to level...

Michael Taxiarch
Apr 44 min read
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Corpse Paint and Coffee Stains: A Morning in the Life of a Metalhead
Ever woken up still rocking last night’s corpse paint? Welcome to the life of a metalhead who needs coffee more than oxygen. From rummaging

Michael Taxiarch
Feb 64 min read
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Why Your Lazy Cash Should Stop Napping and Start Earning
Got money snoozing in a near-zero interest account? It’s time to shove those lazy dollars off the couch.

Michael Taxiarch
Jan 293 min read
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