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Diamond Hands & Death Growls: The Metalhead’s Guide to HODLing Crypto
Face brutal crypto dives with the same spirit you bring to a metal show. From funny coffee mugs to a mothers day mug, hold on through every

Michael Taxiarch
Apr 243 min read


Killer Espresso Machines on a Budget: Best Brewing Gear for Aspiring Barista-Metalheads
If your morning routine is missing that extra shot of adrenaline (beyond cranking your favorite metal track), it might be time to level...

Michael Taxiarch
Apr 44 min read


Corpse Paint and Coffee Stains: A Morning in the Life of a Metalhead
Ever woken up still rocking last night’s corpse paint? Welcome to the life of a metalhead who needs coffee more than oxygen. From rummaging

Michael Taxiarch
Feb 64 min read


Why Your Lazy Cash Should Stop Napping and Start Earning
Got money snoozing in a near-zero interest account? It’s time to shove those lazy dollars off the couch.

Michael Taxiarch
Jan 293 min read
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