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The Blackened Roast


Blood, Sweat, and Bean Water: Stories from the Front Lines of Metal Merch & Trading Desks
Discover how slinging merch under neon lights parallels high-octane trading floors. From sarcastic coffee mug moments to cool mugs, embrace

Michael Taxiarch
May 83 min read
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Diamond Hands & Death Growls: The Metalhead’s Guide to HODLing Crypto
Face brutal crypto dives with the same spirit you bring to a metal show. From funny coffee mugs to a mothers day mug, hold on through every

Michael Taxiarch
Apr 243 min read
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Double Bass and Double Shots: Coffee Hacks for All-Night Trading
Stay unstoppable in after-hours markets with bold coffee hacks. Embrace unique mugs or gothic home decor, fueling your night-owl vibe.

Michael Taxiarch
Mar 204 min read
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Investing Like a Rebel: Lessons from Punk, Grindcore, and Death Metal
Tired of polite portfolios and polite coffee? It’s time to turn up the volume on your investments.

Michael Taxiarch
Mar 55 min read
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Stock Investing 101: 5 Books to Save You from Financial Poserdom
Tired of posing as an investor? Discover five game-changing books to level up your stock knowledge—and your coffee game.

Michael Taxiarch
Jan 123 min read
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Tariffs and Turbulence: How Trade Wars Shape the Stock Market
Tariffs shake markets like a metal riff gone rogue. Learn how trade wars impact stocks and how to thrive in the chaos. Read more now!

Michael Taxiarch
Dec 26, 20245 min read
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Trading in the Shadows: Stock Market Strategies for Metalheads
Stock trading and death metal share a common core: chaos, resilience, and intensity. From buying dips to scalping like a pro...

Michael Taxiarch
Dec 10, 20244 min read
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Ultimate Guide: Crypto Investing Strategies for Death Metal Fans 🤘💰
Are you a death metal fan looking to dive into the world of crypto investing? Look no further! In this ultimate guide, we will explore...

Michael Taxiarch
Nov 26, 20243 min read
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10 Death Metal Bands to Listen to While Trading Stocks
Are you a stock trader looking to add some intense music to your trading sessions? Look no further than the brutal sounds of death metal....

Michael Taxiarch
Nov 26, 20242 min read
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